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Well, well, well? Thought you'd just help yourself to a man's personal belongings? You scheming little thief. The gods demand repentance! Cough up your coin, all of it! - Patches
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Patches is an NPC and boss in Elden Ring. He surrenders if you reduce his HP to 50% or less. From then on, he acts as a merchant and gives helpful advice to players.
Overview[]
A Tarnished who leads a group of bandits, operating out of Murkwater Cave in Limgrave. Patches is a nomadic and free-spirited individual with a proclivity for tricking people and robbing them of their possessions.
If the Tarnished opens the treasure chest in Murkwater Cave, Patches accosts them with accusations of theft. After a brief fight, Patches surrenders and offers his services as a merchant. He reveals that the bandits he leads are former foot soldiers from a defeated army.
Later, Patches moves to Liurnia of the Lakes, setting up camp on the Scenic Isle. Here, he encounters the Tarnished again and imparts knowledge about the Abductor Virgin below the Academy of Raya Lucaria, which he claims is enchanted with a spell of transportation that will send one straight to the base of the Erdtree. In reality, the Virgin's spell sends unwitting adventurers to the Subterranean Inquisition Chamber on Mt. Gelmir. Patches also informs the Tarnished about Rya, advising them to assist her.
Patches later travels to Mt. Gelmir. The Tarnished may encounter him here, where he will kick them into a ravine, warning them to steer clear of Volcano Manor. Despite these warnings, the Tarnished encounters Patches in the Manor, where he reveals himself to be a member of the Recusants who serve Tanith, Volcano Manor Proprietress. Patches' latest target is Great-Horned Traggoth, and he quickly offloads this difficult task onto a newbie.
After the Tarnished defeats Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy, Patches leaves Volcano Manor. He is next found in the Shaded Castle, seemingly sustained injuries. He gives the Tarnished a set of Dancer's Castanets, which he beseeches them to return to Tanith, who is presently feasting upon Rykard's corpse. Patches then returns to Murkwater Cave, where he once again opens up his shop, following a brief battle with the Tarnished.
Shop inventory[]
| Image | Name | Runes | Stock | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Gold-Pickled Fowl Foot |  600 | 3 | |
 | Fan Daggers | 160 | 20/∞ | Unlimited stock after moving to Liurnia of the Lakes. |
 | Margit's Shackle | 5,000 | 1 | |
 | Grace Mimic | 100 | 15 | |
 | Glass Shard | 100 | ∞ | |
 | Furlcalling Finger Remedy | 1,000 | 3 | |
 | Festering Bloody Finger | 1,000 | 5/10 | Stock 10 after moving to Liurnia of the Lakes. |
 | Stonesword Key | 5,000 | 1 | |
 | Missionary's Cookbook 2 | 800 | 1 | |
 | Parrying Dagger | 1,600 | 1 | |
 | Estoc | 3,000 | 1 | |
 | Great Arrow | 300 | 10 | Stock 20 after moving to Liurnia of the Lakes. |
 | Ballista Bolt | 300 | 5 | Stock 10 after moving to Liurnia of the Lakes. |
 | Horse Crest Wooden Shield | 1,000 | 1 | |
 | Sacrificial Twig | 5,000 | 1 |
Character Information[]
Basic Info[]
| Location | HP | Runes | Drops |
|---|---|---|---|
| Murkwater Cave | 1,191 | 800 | Spear +7 Leather Set |
| Liurnia of the Lakes | 1,547 | ||
| Mt. Gelmir | 2,260 | ||
| Murkwater Cave (return) | 2,876 |
Equipment[]
| Right Hand | Left Hand | Armor | Items | Spells |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Spear +7 | Inverted Hawk Towershield | Leather Set | Flask of Crimson Tears x2
Acid Spraymist x99 |
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Quest items[]
| Image | Name | Requirements |
|---|---|---|
 | Letter to Patches | Received after completing Tanith's first request and speaking to Patches in Volcano Manor. |
 | Magma Whip Candlestick | Received after defeating Great-Horned Tragoth. |
 | Dancer's Castanets | Received from patches in the Shaded Castle. |
Questline Progression[]
- Murkwater Cave
- Pass through the golden fog into the boss room and loot the Cloth Garb and Cloth Trousers from the treasure chest to trigger Patches to jump down from above.
- After reducing his health to 50%, he will stop attacking and grant the Grovel for Mercy gesture. He will now become available as a merchant after reloading the area.
- Continuing to attack him will cause him to become hostile again. If he gets your health low enough, he will grant the Extreme Repentance gesture. Using this will cause him to stop attacking again.
- (Optional) There will be another chest in his room after returning. Using this will trigger a trap which will teleport you to the Mistwood. It will not be possible to fast travel until you have rested at a Site of Grace. Patches will grant the Calm Down! gesture after returning to him.
- (Optional) Liurnia of the Lakes
- Patches can be found near the Scenic Isle Site of Grace. He will discuss Rya and the Abductor Virgin below the Academy of Raya Lucaria.
- Clearing the Subterranean Inquisition Chamber and returning to Patches will unlock new dialogue, as well as the Calm Down! gesture if not received in the previous step.
- (Optional) Mt. Gelmir
- From the First Mt. Gelmir Campsite Site of Grace, go west past the siege tower and then north. Patches will advise you to follow a path of Glowstones leading to a ledge, which Patches will then kick you off.
- Volcano Manor
- Patches can be found in the entrance corridor after entering Tanith's service. After completing Tanith's first request, Patches will give you a request to kill Great-Horned Tragoth.
- Tragoth can be found in the Magma Wyrm Makar boss room in the Ruin-Strewn Precipice. Kill him and then return to Patches and exhaust his dialogue, then rest at a Site of Grace and speak to him again to receive the Magma Whip Candlestick.
- After defeating Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy, return to Patches and exhaust his dialogue.
- Shaded Castle
- Patches can be found in the hallway leading to Elemer of the Briar. Talk to him to receive the Dancer's Castanets.
- Offer the Dancer's Castanets to Tanith in Rykard's boss room. She will refuse them, however they will be removed from your inventory.
- Murkwater Cave
- Return to Murkwater Cave and enter the boss room. Open the chest to trigger another fight with Patches. Attack him once to make him stop attacking, and he will give the Patches' Crouch gesture.
Notes[]
- Patches is a reoccurring character in From Software's games, having appeared in Armored Core: For Answer, Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, and Dark Souls III. Many of his recognisable traits, such as his physical appearance, use of a spear, and proclivity for tricking the player have been retained for his appearance in Elden Ring.
- Patches can be summoned during the boss fight against Starscourge Radahn, however he will return to his world after a few seconds.
Dialogue[]
| English Dialogue |
| Start of boss fight |
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| Well, well, well? |
| Thought you'd just help yourself to a man's personal belongings? |
| You scheming little thief. The gods demand repentance! |
| Cough up your coin, all of it! |
| After reducing his health to 50% |
| Wait, wait, please! |
| I surrender! White flag and all! |
| Continuing to attack after his surrender |
| For Pete's sake! I concede! |
| No one likes a bull-headed brute, you know! |
| I yield, yield! You can't harm a yielding man! |
| Resuming the fight |
| Cripes, are you dense, boy/sweetheart? |
| Fine, have it your way. You'll get what's coming. |
| We're about to make out like Bandits, boys! |
| After stopping attacking |
| Well, finally come around, have you? |
| I knew you would. You're a man/lady of reason, through-and-through. |
| Ha ha ha... |
| After using Extreme Repentance |
| Okay, I can see you mean it. |
| Consider it water under the bridge. |
| A momentary lapse of judgment. "All's well", as you know. |
| Talking again after grovelling |
| Well, it looks like you've seen the error of your ways. |
| ... |
| Water under the bridge. Am I wrong? |
| We'll call it a momentary lapse of judgment. "All's well", as you know. |
| So, what can I do you for today? |
| Talking after fight |
| Ahhh... |
| Well, what do you know? You're Tarnished, like me. |
| Now, how did I get that wrong? |
| I took you for a demi-human, or some such. |
| An innocent mistake, I assure you. |
| Well, water under the bridge. Now we're squared up, how about we play nice from now on? |
| "Some things cannot be forgiven" |
| Slow down, son/madame... |
| What's the matter? This simply isn't like you. |
| You've always known an innocent mistake when you see one. |
| Well, suit yourself. |
| I'm Patches. Patches the Untethered. |
| Tarnished, like you, only, free-spirited. Nomadic, you might say. |
| Only for now, those retired-soldiers-turned-bandits they're paying for my gruel. |
| In exchange for my, well, showing them the ropes. |
| But honestly... this looting racket is bloody terrifying. |
| Frankly, I'm ready to wash my hands clean. Maybe set up a legitimate shop. |
| So, don't be a stranger, eh? |
| I'll be ready to wheel and deal, come next time. |
| Ha ha ha... |
| "Forgive and Forget" |
| A true man/lady of reason. Just what I like about you. |
| I'm Patches. Patches the Untethered. |
| Tarnished, like you, only, free-spirited. Nomadic, you might say. |
| Only for now, those retired-soldiers-turned-bandits they're paying for my gruel. |
| In exchange for my, well, showing them the ropes. |
| But honestly... this looting racket is bloody terrifying. |
| Frankly, I'm ready to wash my hands clean. Maybe set up a legitimate shop. |
| So, don't be a stranger, eh? |
| I'll be ready to wheel and deal, come next time. |
| Ha ha ha... |
| Goodbye |
| Don't forget to pop back for another visit, friend. |
| I'll be ready to wheel and deal, come next time. |
| Ha ha ha... |
| After returning |
| Well, nice of you to drop in, finally. |
| It's all a bit ad hoc, but I'm sure you'll find something. |
| And welcome to Patches' Emporium. |
| Where you won't need a refund, 'cause everything's top notch. |
| Generic greeting |
| Hello, again. Welcome to Patches' Emporium. |
| Generic greeting |
| Forgot something on your shopping list? |
| No, no trouble to me. |
| Leaving after purchasing something |
| Cheers for that. |
| Leaving after not buying something |
| Stingy little beggar... |
| Try to find it in your heart next time, eh? |
| "About the bandits |
| Yeah, I had those bandits make a clean break. |
| Now they're all suppliers, and good ones at that. |
| I mean, they don't understand a word I'm saying, |
| but it hardly matters, we have a natural connection. |
| They're all foot soldiers. Survivors of a defeated army. |
| Worked to the bone by their high-and-mighty lord, only to be thrown out with the rubbish. |
| ...It's the same old story, everywhere I go. Ah, to hell with it all. |
| "That chest..." |
| Hm? Wondering what's inside the treasure chest? |
| Well, it's uh, nothing too special. |
| Just something I'm saving as thanks, for a very valuable customer... |
| But then again, it would fetch some spectacular coin... |
| And besides, this valuable customer could be a long time coming... |
| Eh? Everything is give and take, give and take. |
| After browsing the shop |
| By the way, friend... |
| You've really been there for me, through thick and thin. |
| And so, I've made up my mind. I bequeath that chest to you. |
| An extra-special thanks, for an extra-special customer. |
| "What you spoke of before" |
| What's wrong? I've made up my mind. |
| The treasure chest is yours, in word and deed. |
| Sure, it may be worth its weight in gold. |
| But a Patches Promise? Well, that's priceless! |
| Opening the chest without Patches' blessing |
| Well well well? |
| I should have known, you scheming little thief. |
| The gods demand vengeance. Vengeance! |
| Opening the chest with Patches' blessing |
| He he he he he... |
| My sincerest gratitude. I thought I'd never wrench that thing open. |
| You're the finest customer a man ever had! |
| Returning after being teleported by the chest (after opening the chest without permission) |
| Ah, oh... How in blazes... You're alive. |
| You had me proper scared. Poofing away in a flash like that. |
| Maybe it's a sign to keep your mitts off what's not rightly yours, hmm? |
| But I'll forgive you. View it as a learning experience. |
| At any rate, it's nice just to see you safe. |
| And don't miss all the bargains, here at Patches' Emporium! |
| Returning after being teleported by the chest (after opening the chest with permission) |
| Ah, oh... How in blazes... You're alive. |
| You had me proper scared. Poofing away in a flash like that. |
| Who on earth spends their time booby-trapping treasure chests? |
| No way I could've known, but still, I apologise. It's all very unfortunate. |
| At any rate, it's nice just to see you safe. |
| And don't miss all the bargains, here at Patches' Emporium! |
| In Liurnia of the Lakes |
| Oh, well! It's been a long while. |
| It's me. Patches the Untethered. |
| I'm still in business, if you can believe it. |
| Now I'm my only supplier, so I haven't got much, but everything here is top notch. |
| Patches' Emporium, now open in Raya Lucaria. |
| "Speaking of..." |
| By the way, have you met that girl Rya? |
| I spotted her somewhere along the highroad not long ago. |
| She's a strange one, but I believe she was in need of help. |
| Not that it's any of my business, but... |
| If she rings your bell, why not lend her an ear? |
| If talked to again |
| Looking for Rya? Still hanging around on the high road, I suppose. |
| Talk |
| You're...making your way to the Erdtree, no? |
| Well I heard something that might help. A special means of reaching your destination. |
| Have you ever seen an iron virgin? |
| The clunky contraptions are whirlwinds of sickles and spiked wheels. |
| ...but long ago, they were endowed with a spell of transposition. |
| And get this. A surviving virgin sits at the bottom of the big waterwheel in the Academy of Raya Lucaria. |
| Its transpositional powers fully intact. |
| So, right, if you get caught in it on purpose... |
| It'll chuck you out straight at the base of the Erdtree... Or so I'm told... |
| Ha ha...ha ha... |
| "What you spoke of before" |
| Oh yeah, great story isn't it. I'll tell you as many times as you like. |
| There's a surviving Iron Virgin at the bottom of the big waterwheel in the Academy of Raya Lucaria. |
| And I heard...if you let yourself get caught in it, it'll chuck you out straight at the base of the Erdtree. |
| Heh heh...ha ha... |
| After clearing Subterranean Inquisition Chamber |
| Well, fancy meeting you here. |
| Hold on, don't you say a word, my friend. |
| I spoke no lie, not a one. |
| You were trapped inside a volcano, no mistake, |
| but the Erdtree was right outside. You just had to spring yourself out. |
| I'm willing to admit. I could have been more clear. |
| But I did not lie, and you're perfectly unscathed. All's well that ends well, right? |
| On Mt. Gelmir |
| Oh, erm, hello, yes. |
| Strange place for a chance encounter, eh? |
| Thought I could use a rest. Don't mind me, go about your business. |
| Right, over there, see that? Something's shimmering, I swear. |
| Heh heh heh... |
| If talked to again |
| What is it? Oh, don't mind me. Off you trot. |
| Right over there, see that? Something's shimmering, I swear. |
| Heh heh heh... |
| Being kicked off the cliff |
| Well, if you really are that gullible... |
| Ngh! |
| then stay away from the Volcano Manor! |
| Bye now! |
| Take care! |
| After being kicked off the cliff |
| Oh, my, well, here you are again. |
| So sorry for that. I meant to warn you, but whoops! There you went. |
| Despite my best intentions, I've done you wrong, I have. |
| But here you are, standing tall and proud. All's well that ends well, eh. |
| And my warning was spot-on, you tell me different! |
| Stay clear of Volcano Manor, end of discussion. |
| I heard the brutes there hunt Tarnished like animals. |
| Mm...heh heh... |
| If talked to again |
| You didn't listen last time, but I'm warning you again |
| Stay clear of Volcano Manor, end of discussion. |
| I heard the brutes there hunt Tarnished like animals. |
| Heh heh...heh heh... |
| In Volcano Manor |
| Well, you've joined the Manor, eh? |
| I don't believe it. Didn't think you had it in you. |
| And here I thought Rya was barking up the wrong tree... |
| All good, though. We're on the same side, now. |
| We'll do good work together. |
| If talked to again |
| Oh, and of course, we can do business, if you like. |
| Patches' Emporium at the Volcano Manor. Specially for you. |
| "About Patches" |
| Are you surprised? That I belong to the Volcano Manor. |
| I always hated the gibberish about lost grace and the laughable Two Fingers. |
| I thought I could lend a hand in unmasking the charade. |
| Not to mention Tanith has always made me curious. |
| I guess her master must really be something, cause she's pretty damn smug about it. |
| Even after announcing her blasphemous ambitions, she still stands proud. |
| I've never seen a woman quite like her... |
| After completing Tanith's first request |
| Ahh, hello, what impeccable timing. |
| This is for you. |
| If talked to again |
| You're new here at the Manor. |
| But if you complete the request, you can improve your standing. |
| Relax, we're old friends. Time's come to pass the torch, right? |
| Go on, break a leg, then. |
| Heh heh... |
| "About the previous request" |
| What's the matter? Having trouble nabbing your prey? |
| Well, I wouldn't go asking for help so soon. |
| We're not here to make your life easier. |
| Do you remember your vow to Tanith? To rise against the Erdtree. |
| Dare I say your heart was never in it to begin with? |
| "About the previous request" (after talking to Diallos Hoslow in Volcano Manor) |
| What's the matter? Having trouble nabbing your prey? |
| Well, I wouldn't go asking for help so soon. |
| We're not here to make your life easier. |
| Do you remember your vow to Tanith? To rise against the Erdtree. |
| You and Diallos both. Perhaps your hearts were never in it to begin with? |
| "The request is done" |
| You hunted down Tragoth? |
| Are you certain? |
| No, it's quite alright, fine work, indeed. |
| I'll give Tanith the news. |
| Have some rest, by all means. |
| "What about my reward?" |
| Hmph. |
| Sharper than you seem, aren't you... |
| I was just holding onto it for you, you know. |
| Here you go. The reward for hunting Tragoth. All yours. |
| After defeating Rykard |
| Now you've gone and killed Rykard? |
| You scheming little bastard. |
| You scheming little doxie. |
| Cripes, you make this nonsense seem, well, less nonsensical... |
| Perhaps a Tarnished will be Elden Lord after all... |
| But for now, this Manor is finished. |
| The demigod beast is slain, and Tanith has lost her head. |
| A fine mess, but how else could it end when daddy ambition is head over heels courting lady blasphemy. |
| Heh heh...ha ha... |
| Well, here I am. Untethered, once again. |
| Good-bye, my friend. |
| If talked to again |
| What is it? |
| Oh, come to make a parting donation to Patches' Emporium? |
| In Shaded Castle |
| Ah, oh, you again... |
| A shame you had to see me like this... |
| Ohh, I had a bit of a slip-up, that's all. |
| I should have stuck to what I know best... |
| No matter. I know I-I can trust you. |
| Gullible, yes, but a good soul. |
| Make certain that Tanith gets this. |
| Oh, it's nothing, it's just... Makes me sick to see her all bent out of shape. |
| C'mon, Tanith, back on your high horse, where you belong. |
| If talked to again |
| You're able, then? |
| Then I can rest easy, my friend... |
| After returning to Murkwater Cave |
| Well, well, well? |
| Thought you'd just help yourself to a man's personal belongings? |
| You scheming little thief. The gods demand repentance! |
| Cough up your coin, all of it! |
| After hitting him |
| Hm? Wait, don't tell me, is that you? |
| Oh, cripes, please, wait! |
| I surrender! I surrender, I swear! |
| Continuing to attack |
| Do you even hear me? I said "surrender", loud and clear! |
| No one likes a bull-headed brute! |
| You'd clobber your old mate, then, would you? |
| Resuming the fight |
| Cripes! Are you dense, mate? |
| What in the world has gotten into you! |
| Fine, have it your way. You'll get what's coming. |
| Don't go thinking I'm a soft touch! |
| After the fight |
| Well, glad to see we're on the same page. |
| I'd never cross you, not even close. |
| He he he... |
| If talked to again |
| Ahhh... |
| It's been ages since I've seen you. |
| I didn't even realise it was you. |
| Took you for a demi-human, or some such. |
| You know how it is, just an innocent mistake. |
| Water under the bridge, eh, back to business as usual? |
| Talk |
| Hell's bells... |
| This bandit business is hardly what it's cracked up to be... |
| Especially if we keep running into the likes of you... |
| ...Maybe I'll set up another shop with the lads... |
| After returning |
| Well, finally made it, eh, and just in time. |
| For the grand reopening of Patches' Emporium. |
| Where you won't need a refund, 'cause everything is top notch! |
| If attacked |
| Ngh! |
| What are you playing at? That bloody well hurts! |
| What's wrong with you? |
| It's me, Patches. Patches! |
| Enough now, stop! |
| If turned hostile |
| Ugh. Hard of hearing, are we? |
| Fine, have it your way. You'll get what's coming! |
| Don't go thinking I'm a soft touch! |
| When the player's health is low |
| Last chance to surrender, mate. |
| Grovel...and I'll forgive you. |
| If the player is killed |
| Try not to be so slow on the uptake, eh. |
| Death |
| Well... It was bound to happen some day... |
| What a shit show... |
| Japanese Dialogue |
| Start of boss fight |
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| おやおやおや？ |
| 人様のものを、黙って持っていこうってか？ |
| 卑しい盗人なら、天罰が必要だなあ！ |
| 有り金全部置いていきな！ |
| After reducing his health to 50% |
| ま、待ってくれ！ |
| 降参！降参だ！ |
| Continuing to attack after his surrender |
| やめてくれっ！降参だと言ってるじゃないか！ |
| 話の分からない奴は嫌われるぜ！ |
| 無抵抗の者を傷つけるのかよっ！ |
| Resuming the fight |
| クソッ！聞く耳なしかよっ！ |
| いいさ、やってやる。やってやるぞ |
| 盗人猛々しいとはこのことだぜ！ |
| After stopping attacking |
| …ふぅ、分かってくれたのか、ありがてえ |
| 最初から思ってたんだ、このお人は、話が分かるってな |
| ヘヘヘヘッ… |
| After using Extreme Repentance |
| …いい土下座だ |
| それで水に流すとしよう |
| お互いすっきりノーカウントってわけだ |
| Talking again after grovelling |
| …どうやら、反省したみたいだな |
| ... |
| だったらまあ、水に流すとしよう |
| お互いすっきりノーカウントってわけだ |
| で、あんた、俺に何か用なのかい？ |
| Talking after fight |
| あー… |
| よく見りゃ、あんたも褪せ人じゃないか |
| いやあ、すっかり勘違いしちまったぜ |
| てっきり、亜人かなんかだと…な |
| とにかく、よくある不幸な誤解だな |
| そうと分かれば、お互いすっきりと水に流して、これから仲良くやろうぜ？な？ |
| "Some things cannot be forgiven" |
| おいおいおい… |
| どうしたんだ？あんたらしくもないじゃないか |
| 不幸な誤解だったと、分かっているくせによ |
| あ、いいさ |
| 俺はパッチ。フーテンのパッチだ |
| あんたと同じ褪せ人、旅から旅の流れ者だが |
| 今はあいつら、落ちぶれた兵士崩れの追い剥ぎ団の、客人というか… |
| まあ、面倒をみてやっていたというわけさ |
| だがなぁ…、やっぱり、追い剥ぎ稼業は、危なっかしくてな |
| すっぱりとやめにして、商いでも始めようかと思っていたところなのさ |
| というわけで、また訪ねてきてくれよ |
| しっかりと準備しておくからさ |
| ヘヘヘヘッ… |
| "Forgive and Forget" |
| いやあ、あんた、本当に話が分かるな。いいことだぜ |
| 俺はパッチ。フーテンのパッチだ |
| あんたと同じ褪せ人、旅から旅の流れ者だが |
| 今はあいつら、落ちぶれた兵士崩れの追い剥ぎ団の、客人というか… |
| まあ、面倒をみてやっていたというわけさ |
| だがなぁ…、やっぱり、追い剥ぎ稼業は、危なっかしくてな |
| すっぱりとやめにして、商いでも始めようかと思っていたところなのさ |
| というわけで、また訪ねてきてくれよ |
| しっかりと準備しておくからさ |
| ヘヘヘヘッ… |
| Goodbye |
| …まあ、また訪ねてきてくれよ |
| しっかりと、商いの準備しておくからさ |
| ヘヘヘヘッ… |
| After returning |
| よう、あんた、待ってたよ |
| 急ごしらえだが、見ていってくれよ |
| パッチ商店にようこそだ |
| 決して損はさせないぜ |
| Generic greeting |
| よう、あんた。パッチ商店にようこそだ |
| Generic greeting |
| おや、買い残しでもあったのか |
| こっちは大歓迎だぜ |
| Leaving after purchasing something |
| まいどありー |
| Leaving after not buying something |
| チッ、しけてんなあ… |
| 次回はよろしく頼むぜ、あんた |
| "About the bandits |
| ああ、追い剥ぎ団は、すっぱりやめてもらったぜ |
| 今のあいつらは、品物仕入れの専門さ |
| …まあ、言葉も何も通じないんだが |
| 何だか俺とは、波長が合うみたいでな |
| 見たところ敗残の雑兵みたいだからな |
| 偉いさんにさんざんこき使われ、ゴミみたいに見捨てられた、大方そんなところだろう |
| …まったく、どこに行っても同じだなあ。クソッたれだ |
| "That chest..." |
| ん？そこの宝箱が気になるのか？ |
| そいつは、まあ…、特別な品さ |
| いつかお得意様への感謝の印として、考えているのだが |
| どうにも勿体ない気もしてきてなあ… |
| まあ、お得意様になってもらわないことには、どうにもな |
| あんたなら、分かるだろう？ギブアンドテイクだ、ギブアンドテイク |
| After browsing the shop |
| ああ、あんた |
| いつも贔屓にしてくれて、ありがとうよ |
| あんたに決めたぜ。そこの宝箱をくれてやるよ |
| お得意様への感謝の印、その特別な品さ |
| "What you spoke of before" |
| どうした？俺はあんたに決めたんだ |
| そこの宝箱をくれてやるよ |
| …勿体ない、確かに勿体ないが |
| 男パッチに二言はないぜ！ |
| Opening the chest without Patches' blessing |
| おやおやおや？ |
| あんたやっぱり、卑しい盗人だったのか |
| だったらこれは天罰だな。天罰！ |
| Opening the chest with Patches' blessing |
| ヘヘヘヘッ… |
| ありがとうよ。それを開けられなくて、困ってたんだ |
| あんた本当に、最高のお得意様だぜ |
| Returning after being teleported by the chest (after opening the chest without permission) |
| あ、ああ…、あんた、無事だったのか |
| びっくりしたんだぜ。急に消えちまうもんだからよ |
| 人様のものを無断で触った、天罰があたったんじゃあないか |
| まあ、俺はあんたを許す。これからは気を付けてくれよ |
| ともかく、無事でよかった |
| パッチ商店、見ていってくれよ |
| Returning after being teleported by the chest (after opening the chest with permission) |
| あ、ああ…、あんた、無事だったのか |
| びっくりしたんだぜ。急に消えちまうもんだからよ |
| まさか、あの宝箱に、あんな罠が仕掛けられているなんてな |
| 知らなかったとはいえ、すまなかったな。不幸な事故だった |
| ともかく、無事でよかった |
| パッチ商店、見ていってくれよ |
| In Liurnia of the Lakes |
| おう、久しぶりだな、あんた |
| 俺だよ。フーテンのパッチだよ |
| 実はまだ、商いを続けていてな |
| 品物仕入れも俺だけだから、品数は少ないかもしれないが、決して損はさせないぜ |
| パッチ商店レアルカリア支店、見ていってくれよ |
| "Speaking of..." |
| そういえば、あんた、ラーヤって娘に会ったことはあるかい？ |
| 少し前に、街道沿いで見かけたんだが… |
| ちょっと変わった娘だが、何やら困りごとがあるようだったぜ |
| まあ、俺には関係のない話だが… |
| もしあんたがモノ好きなら、話を聞いてやるのもいいんじゃないか？ |
| If talked to again |
| ラーヤって娘なら、まだ街道沿いにいるんじゃないかね？ |
| Talk |
| …あんた、あの黄金樹を目指してるんだろう？ |
| だったら、いい話があるぜ。あそこに行く、特別なやり方があるのさ |
| 鉄製の乙女人形を見たことがあるか？ |
| 鎖鎌や刺車輪を振り回す、けったいな自動人形だが |
| …あれは昔は、転送の魔法装置を備えていたのさ |
| でな…。レアルカリアの学院の中にある大水車の底に、その乙女人形が一体いてな |
| そいつの魔法装置は、まだ壊れていないらしいのさ |
| …だから、わざとそいつに捕まれば |
| 黄金樹の麓に連れて行ってくれるという話だぜ… |
| ヘヘヘヘッ… |
| "What you spoke of before" |
| ああ、折角のいい話だからな。何度でも聞いてくれよ |
| レアルカリアの学院の中にある大水車の底に、鉄製の乙女人形が一体いてな |
| …で、わざとそいつに捕まれば、黄金樹の麓に連れて行ってくれるという話なのさ |
| ヘヘヘヘッ… |
| After clearing Subterranean Inquisition Chamber |
| …あんた、まさかまた会えるとはな |
| ああ、言いたいことは何となく分かるぜ |
| だが俺は、嘘は言ってねえ |
| あんたが火山に攫われて、脱け出したのなら |
| そこは確かに、黄金樹の麓だったはずさ |
| ま、まあ…、説明は足りてなかったかもしれねえが… |
| 嘘は言ってねえし、結局あんたは無事だ。結果オーライってやつよ。だろう？ |
| On Mt. Gelmir |
| …お、おう、あんたか |
| こんなところで会うなんて、奇遇だな |
| ちょっと休憩していてな。俺に構わず、行ってくれよ |
| ほらあそこで、何か光っているみたいだぜ？ |
| ヘヘヘヘッ… |
| If talked to again |
| …な、なんだよ。俺に構わず、行ってくれよ |
| ほらあそこで、何か光っているみたいだぜ？ |
| ヘヘヘヘッ… |
| Being kicked off the cliff |
| …あんた、本当にお人よしだなあ |
| だったら、火山館には近づかない方がいいぜ |
| あばよ！ |
| 達者でな！ |
| After being kicked off the cliff |
| よ、よう、あんた、戻ったのか |
| さっきは、悪かったな。忠告のつもりだったのだが、まさか落ちちまうなんて |
| よかれとやったこととは言え、迷惑をかけてしまったな |
| だがまあ、結局あんたは無事だ。ノーカウントだろ、ノーカウント |
| それに、忠告は間違っちゃあいないぜ |
| あんた、火山館には近づかない方がいい |
| あの館の連中は、褪せ人を狩っているというからな |
| ヘヘヘヘッ… |
| If talked to again |
| …俺の忠告は、間違っちゃあいないぜ |
| あんた、火山館には近づかない方がいい |
| あの館の連中は、褪せ人を狩っているというからな |
| ヘヘヘヘッ… |
| In Volcano Manor |
| …ほう、あんた、館の一員になったのか |
| 驚いたな。こっち側だとは、思ってもいなかったぜ |
| ラーヤの見立ても、満更ではないらしい |
| まあ、いいさ。これからはお仲間というわけだ |
| 改めてよろしく頼むぜ、あんた |
| If talked to again |
| ああ、そうだ、商いならしてやってもいいぜ |
| パッチ商店火山館支店、あんただけに特別だ |
| "About Patches" |
| …あんた、意外かね？俺が館の一員であることが |
| 祝福の導きだとか、二本指だとか、うさん臭いクソッたれなことは賛成だからな |
| 一泡吹かせようってなら、手を貸すのも悪くないというだけさ |
| …それに、タニスにも興味があってな |
| 彼女の主がどれほどのモノなのか知らないが、まあお高くとまりやがって |
| 冒涜的野心を公言してもなお、凛としていやがる |
| まったく初めてみるぜ、あんな女は… |
| After completing Tanith's first request |
| ああ、あんた、丁度よかった |
| これを譲ってやるよ |
| If talked to again |
| あんたは、この館ではまだ新入りだから |
| 依頼をこなして、信頼を高めるのがよかろうと思ってな |
| なあに、知らぬ仲でもないことだし、先輩の配慮ってやつよ |
| まあ、頑張ってみろよ |
| ヘヘヘッ… |
| "About the previous request" |
| どうした？あの依頼に手こずっているのか？ |
| だが、どうだろうな、すぐに助けを求めるのは |
| この館に、馴れ合いはないんだぜ |
| タニスの前で誓ったのだろう？黄金樹に弓引くと |
| それにしちゃあ、あんた、覚悟が足りないんじゃないか |
| "About the previous request" (after talking to Diallos Hoslow in Volcano Manor) |
| どうした？あの依頼に手こずっているのか？ |
| だが、どうだろうな、すぐに助けを求めるのは |
| この館に、馴れ合いはないんだぜ |
| タニスの前で誓ったのだろう？黄金樹に弓引くと |
| それにしちゃあ、あんたも、ディアロスって奴も、覚悟が足りないんじゃないか |
| "The request is done" |
| …あんた、トラゴスを狩ったってのか？ |
| 本当に？ |
| い、いや、いいんだ。よくやってくれたな |
| タニスには、俺から報告しておこう |
| ゆっくりと休んでくれよ |
| "What about my reward?" |
| …チッ |
| あんた、意外とがめついな |
| だがまあ、確かにタニスから預かってるよ |
| ほらよ、とっときな。トラゴス狩りの褒美だとよ |
| After defeating Rykard |
| …あんた、ライカードをやりやがったな |
| へへッ…、おっそろしい男だ |
| へへッ…、おっそろしい女だ |
| まったく、あんたを見てると、世迷言にも思えなくなるぜ |
| 褪せ人が、エルデの王になるってな… |
| …だが、この館はもう終わりだな |
| デミゴットの化け物は倒れ、タニスも自分を失くしちまってる |
| …冒涜的野心に相応しい、クソッたれな結末というわけだ |
| ヘヘヘヘッ… |
| 仕方ねえ。俺もまた、フーテンに戻るとするさ |
| あばよ、あんた |
| If talked to again |
| どうした？ |
| パッチ商店に、最後の餞別でもくれるのかい？ |
| In Shaded Castle |
| …よ、よう、あんた… |
| みっともねえところで、会っちまったな… |
| …ああ、ちょっとドジ踏んじまってよ |
| まったく、似合わないことをするもんじゃねえぜ… |
| …まあ、いいさ。あんたなら、信用できる |
| お人よし、だからな… |
| これを、タニスに届けてくれ |
| なあに、大したものじゃないが…、自分を失くしたあの女は、どうにも気色悪くてな |
| さっさと、お高くとまっとけってんだよ… |
| If talked to again |
| なあ、あんた |
| よろしく、頼んだぜ… |
| After returning to Murkwater Cave |
| おやおやおや？ |
| 人様のものを、黙って持っていこうってか？ |
| 卑しい盗人なら、天罰が必要だなあ！ |
| 有り金全部置いていきな！ |
| After hitting him |
| …ん？おい、もしかして、あんたか？ |
| ちょっ、ま、待ってくれ！ |
| だったら降参！降参だ！ |
| Continuing to attack |
| あんた、聞こえないのか？降参だと言ってるじゃないか！ |
| 話の分からない奴は嫌われるぜ！ |
| 親友を傷つけるのかよっ！ |
| Resuming the fight |
| クソッ！聞く耳なしかよっ！ |
| あんた、一体どうしちまったんだ！ |
| いいさ、やってやる。やってやるぞ |
| あんまり俺を舐めるなよ！ |
| After the fight |
| …ふぅ、分かってくれたのか、ありがてえ |
| あんたと争うなんて、ぞっとしねえからな |
| ヘヘヘヘッ… |
| If talked to again |
| あー… |
| 久しぶりだな、あんた |
| すっかり勘違いしちまったぜ |
| てっきり、亜人かなんかだと…な |
| まあ、よくある不幸な誤解なんだから |
| お互いすっきりと水に流して、また仲良くやろうぜ |
| Talk |
| それにしても… |
| やっぱり、追い剥ぎ稼業は危なっかしいな |
| あんたみたいのが紛れ込んできたら、割に合わないったらありゃあしない |
| …またあいつらと、商いでもはじめてみるか… |
| After returning |
| よう、あんた、待ってたよ |
| パッチ商店、またはじめました、だ |
| 決して損はさせないぜ |
| If attacked |
| ぐわっ！ |
| 痛えなっ！なにしやがる！ |
| どうしたんだ？あんた |
| 俺だ、パッチだよ！ |
| やめてくれよ！ |
| If turned hostile |
| クソッ！聞く耳なしかよっ！ |
| いいさ、やってやる。やってやるぞ |
| あんまり俺を舐めるなよ！ |
| When the player's health is low |
| 降参するなら今の内だぜ |
| 土下座でもしたら、許してやるよ！ |
| If the player is killed |
| 話の分からない奴は、嫌われるぜ… |
| Death |
| …そりゃあ、いつかこうなるわなあ |
| クソッたれが… |
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